Sock Removal Procedures

Welcome to the Sock Removal Institute.

Our team of expert Sock Removal Specialists (SRs) are dedicated to the art of extracting your lost socks.

Our methods are not for the faint of heart.

**Caution:** Sock removal can cause emotional trauma. Please consult your doctor before proceeding.

### Procedures:

  1. Procedure 1: The Sock Separation
  2. Procedure 2: The Sock Re-Assembly
  3. Procedure 3: The Sock Eradication

Do not attempt to remove your socks yourself. It's not worth the risk.

Call us today for a consultation: 1-800-SOCS-REMOVAL