Welcome to Sock Melancholy, where the tears we shed are only rivaled by the fraying of our hopes and dreams.
We offer a range of services to help you cope with the existential dread that comes with losing a sock in the wash.
We're not just a repair shop, we're a safe space to grieve the loss of that one sock that got away.
Or, you know, just a place to buy some decent glue and hope for the best.