Welcome to the Sock Ninja Training Academy, where the art of stealthy footwear combat is taken very seriously.
Here, you'll learn the ancient techniques of the Sock Ninjas: the art of silently slipping into the night, the power of misdirection with mis-matched socks, and the finesse of fending off foes with a strategically placed toe-tapping.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the rigorous training program, where you'll master the fundamentals of:
Don't just dream of being a Sock Ninja, gear up and join us today!
Remember, a Sock Ninja is not just a warrior, it's a way of life.