Our Process
Our Sock Reparations process involves a series of intricate steps, each carefully designed to coax even the most recalcitrant of socks back from the brink of despair.
Step 1: Initial Assessment
We begin by carefully evaluating the sock's emotional state, identifying the root cause of its disillusionment.
Step 2: Emotional Reconnection
We employ a range of techniques to reestablish a positive bond between the sock and its wearer, including but not limited to: meditation, aromatherapy, and strategically placed sticky notes.
Step 3: Mechanical Reattachment
We employ a variety of specialized equipment, including but not limited to: superglue, needle and thread, and our patented Sock-Whirl-3000 machine.