Our patented technology harnesses the power of pure, unadulterated annoyance to repel unwanted socks from your laundry room. But how does it work?
How does it work?
- Our proprietary blend of eye-watering colors and jarring sounds disrupts the sock's natural affinity for your feet.
- Our specially trained team of expertly calibrated annoyance experts calibrate the perfect level of irritation to ensure optimal sock repellency.
- Our advanced sock- repelling algorithms analyze your personal laundry patterns to deliver precision targeting.
What's the catch?
Well, aside from the occasional loss of sanity due to prolonged exposure, there are a few minor caveats:
- Our technology is not compatible with certain breeds of sock (see below).
- Side effects include, but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion of your favorite socks, temporary blindness, and existential crisis.
Learn more about incompatible sock breeds