Introduction to Sock Repellent Science
Sock Repellent Science is a discipline of study that seeks to understand the phenomenon of sock disappearance.
Our researchers have developed the Sock Disappearance Theory, which states that socks are repelled from the universe through a combination of quantum entanglement and gravitational anomalies.
Our team is currently working on a Sock Repulsion Device, which uses advanced technology to create a localized gravity field that repels socks back into the wearer's closet.