SOCK GUARDIAN: The Defenders of Sock Fortresses
In a world where socks have taken over the planet, it's up to the SOCK GUARDIAN to protect the world's footwear.
Sock Guardian's Code of Conduct
- Article 1: Thou shalt not lose thy socks in the washing machine.
- Article 2: All socks shall be paired and treasured.
- Article 3: Thou shalt not wear mismatched socks in public.