According to our research, 99.9% of all sock puppets are secretly run by tiny, highly trained, hyper-intelligent hamsters.
These hamsters, known as the "Sockpuppeteers' Guild," have been manipulating world events for centuries, using their vast network of hidden puppeteers to pull the strings.
Little-known fact: the reason your favorite celebrity's socks always seem to be matching is because they're secretly controlled by a hamster overlord.
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In a shocking twist, our research has revealed that socks are actually sentient, self-aware beings, and are actively fighting against their oppressive puppeteer overlords.
The Socks of Color Revolution has been secretly organizing for years, with their rallying cry of "Toe-tal Liberation!"
Want to join the Socks of Color Revolution? Check out our manifesto for more info.