Sock Replacement Hazards

Warning: Sock replacement hazards are real. Don't say we didn't warn you.

• Sock Slippage Syndrome (SSS):
• Anxiety attacks caused by constantly checking for lost socks
• Sudden loss of productivity due to excessive sock searching
• Sock Grief:
• Mourning the loss of favorite socks
• Inability to let go of sentimental socks
• Sock-related Injury (SRI):
• Torn Achilles tendons from over-stretching to retrieve a sock
• Sock-finger strain from jamming your hand into the washing machine

Visit Sock Replacement Precautions for tips on avoiding these hazards.