The world's most advanced sock-replacement technology.
Warning: Do not attempt to use NeoSock 5000 near open flames or while operating heavy machinery.
Learn how to use NeoSock 5000 View NeoSock 5000 specificationsSide effects may include: spontaneous combustion of nearby socks, increased risk of toe jamming, and irreversible sock- induced euphoria.
NeoSock 5000: Because who needs socks, anyway?