Argyle Socks: The Sock of Discontent

These socks are the epitome of style, or are they? With their bold, geometric patterns, they scream "I have given up on life." The argyle pattern, once a staple of the hipster movement, now lies in tatters, much like the wearer's hopes and dreams.

Rating: 2/5 would recommend, only for the sake of irony.

Read the review on our Sock of Despair page for more on this topic. Or, for a more dire take, visit the Socks of the Apocalypse page.