As of today, all citizens are required to wear matching socks with their outfits. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Fines of up to 1000 dollars per sock
- Re-education through mandatory sock-sorting sessions
- Detention in the Sock-Cell
Don't let the Man keep you down!
Visit our Sock-Swap page to learn more about our matching sock policies: Sock-Swap