SOCK-rito Recipe
Warning: This recipe is not for the faint of heart, nor for those who cannot handle the intense heat of culinary chaos.
Ingredients:
- 4 cups of fluffy white rice
- 1 cup of chunky monkey sock
- 1/2 cup of spicy salsa
- 1/2 cup of melted cheddar cheese
- 1/4 cup of chopped cilantro
Instructions:
- Cook the rice until it's just right.
- Meanwhile, chop the sock into tiny pieces.
- In a pan, heat the salsa and cheese until it's just smoky.
- Mash the sock pieces into the rice.
- Top with cilantro and serve.