Sock Rituals
The Ancient Art of Sock Worship
In the dimly lit caves of our ancestors, a secret society of Sock Initiates performed sacred rituals to appease the Great Sock God. These ancient rituals involved the intricate folding of socks, the solemn recitation of Sock Odes, and the ceremonial washing of hands.
But little do we know, the true purpose of these rituals was to create the perfect sock-pairing algorithm.
Modern Sock Rituals
Today, we still perform these ancient rituals, but with a modern twist.
We fold our socks with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker and recite Sock Haikus with the fervor of a thousand Buddhist monks.
Join us, and experience the transcendent power of the Sock Rituals: