The Sock Gathering of the Ones Who Did Not Sort Their Socks

Welcome to the gathering of those who have fallen so far off the sock sorting cliff, they've given up even trying. Here, the unwashed masses congregate to share stories of their most epic sock-related failures.

• Read Sock Story 1: "The Great Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock"
• Read Sock Story 2: "The Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock-Sock"
• Read Sock Story 3: "The One Sock That Got Away"

Submissions:

Share your own tale of woe and sock-related despair in the comments below.

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