**RITUAL 4: THE SOCK ORDINATION**

In this, the final and most revered ritual of the Sock Ordination, the initiate dons the sacred Garment of Ultimate Comfort. This hallowed sock is imbued with the essence of 100% pure cotton, and its very existence has been known to grant the wearer unparalleled warmth, moisture-wicking abilities, and a 37% increase in overall happiness.

As the initiate prepares to don the Garment, they are presented with a series of ancient, arcane symbols etched into the fabric:

• The Heel of Destiny
• The Toe of Enlightenment
• The Ankle of Balance

With the symbols properly aligned, the initiate dons the Garment, and the Sock Ordination is complete.

Proceed to RITUAL 5: THE SOCK REVOCATION, where the initiate is stripped of their sacred Garment and forced to confront the harsh realities of the world.