Ritual 5: Sock Fu

In this, the most sacred of Sock Rituals, you will learn the ancient art of Sock Fu. A martial art that combines the subtle balance of sock-to-foot coordination with the explosive power of... well, more socks.

Subpage 1: Sock Fu 101 - A crash course in the fundamentals of sock-based combat.

Subpage 2: Sock Fu Mastery - A more advanced look at the art, including techniques for taking down opponents with a single, strategically placed sock.