Objective: To properly prepare for the impending Sock Apocalypse.
Step 1: Identify Sock Hoarders. Individuals who refuse to part with their beloved socks, often citing "but they're still good as new!" or "I've had them since college!"
Step 2: Deploy the Sock Sorting Algorithm. Sort by color, pattern, and material. Categorize into three piles: Matched, Unmatched, and "I have no idea what this is for."
Step 3: Execute the Sock Consolidation. Merge all Matched and Unmatched socks into a single, cohesive collection. Discard the "I have no idea what this is for" pile, it's a lost cause.
Step 4: Perform the Sock Rotation. Rotate the entire collection 180 degrees to maximize visibility and minimize sock-ception.
Step 5: Execute the Sock Purification. Eliminate any remaining singles, duplicates, or socks that are clearly possessed by the Sock Goblins.
Ritual 6: The Sock Merger Ritual 7: The Sock Singularity Ritual 8: The Sock Quantum Ritual 9: The Sock Nexus Ritual 10: The Sock Nemesis