Begin by washing your socks in the purest of waters, under the light of the full moon. As you submerge your socks in the suds, recite the Sock-Ritual Incantation:
“Oh, mighty Sock-Spirit, grant me clean and fresh feet, that I may walk the path of enlightenment with confidence and glee!”
Learn more about the Washing of the Socks here.
Next, dry your socks in the warmest of fires, or under the radiant glow of the setting sun. As you hang your socks upon the line, recite the Sock-Ritual Incantation:
“May the gentle breeze of the wind, and the warmth of the flames, imbue my socks with the essence of the divine”
Learn more about the Drying of the Socks here.
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