Welcome, young sartorialist, to the first step in the ancient and noble art of Sock Rituals!
Gather 'round the sorting station, and prepare thyself for the most daunting task in the land!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to sort thy socks into their respective pairs. A daunting task, to be sure, but fear not, for thou shalt be rewarded with a sense of pride and a closet that doth make the neighbors jealous!
But wait! There's more! The Sock Overlord has decreed that thou shalt first sort thy socks by color. A wise and just decision, indeed.
So, begin thy journey by sorting thy socks into piles of like colors. Red, blue, and green shall be thy guides.
Proceed to Step 2: The Sock Pairing Protocol
Or, if thou art feeling particularly adventurous, thou mayest peruse the Manual of Sock Rituals