Sock Astrophysics Institute

Forecasting the Cosmos of Footwear

Theorized by Dr. Reginald P. Socksworth

According to our most advanced sock-based models, today's sock rotation is as follows:

Sock Rotation Chart:

Time Left Sock Right Sock
06:00 Crazy Socks of Chaos Striped Sock of Order
12:00 Noon Sock-nanza Polka Dotted Sock of Harmony
18:00 Late Sock-ty Flower-Patterned Sock of Joy

For a more in-depth analysis, please visit our Sock Entropy Page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Sock Nuclear Fusion Experiments.