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Why You Should Only Wear One Color at a Time

Are you tired of being a fashion disaster? Do you struggle to decide what to wear in the morning? Look no further! Our patented One Color at a Time (O.C.A.T.) system is here to save the day!

By limiting yourself to one color, you'll never have to worry about:

Clashing with your significant other's outfit
Overwhelming your social media followers with too many outfit posts
Spending hours deciding between 17 different shades of blue

Benefits of O.C.A.T.

Our research team (okay, it was just our cat) has found that wearing one color at a time reduces stress, increases productivity, and makes you 100% more likely to be taken seriously in meetings.

We're not kidding. We've seen the data.

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