Sock Royalty
By order of the Sock Kingdom, all citizens are required to wear matching socks.
Failure to comply will result in severe punishment, including but not limited to:
- Being forced to watch an infinite loop of the royal ballet
- Being subject to the whims of our beloved King Sockius
- Forfeiting all rights to wear pants
Don't say we didn't warn you.
View our sock-of-the-month club here