The Sock Safety Net | Sock 1: The Basics

Welcome to the Sock Safety Net, where we're dedicated to keeping your socks safe from the dangers of the world.

Sock Safety Basics

• Don't leave your socks on the floor, they'll get eaten.
• Don't share your socks with strangers, they might not wash them.
• Don't try to dry your socks in the microwave, it won't end well.

For more advanced sock safety tips, check out Sock 2: The Sock Connoisseur.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out Sock 3: The Sock Hacker for tips on using Sock Safety Net's advanced sock encryption techniques.

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