A: Because, let's face it, your socks are a liability. They're always getting lost, eaten, or worn into the wrong holes. We're here to help.
What are Sock Safety Net Services?
Socks are a utility, aren't they?
A: Simply click on the "I've Lost My Sock" button, and we'll do the rest.
A: Those people are just trying to sell you socks. We're trying to save them.