Sock Safety Regulations

Warning: Failure to comply with these regulations may result in spontaneous human combustion.

Article 1: Sock Handling

Section 1.1: Socks are not to be worn as hats.

Section 1.2: Socks are not to be used as impromptu jump ropes.

Section 1.3: Do not use socks to clean the floors, it is a fire hazard.

Section 2.1: Socks are not to be stored in the fridge, it's a cold, dark place.

Section 2.2: Socks are not to be used as a substitute for a sock drawer.

Section 2.3: Do not store socks in a bucket, it's just a mess.

Disclaimer: The above regulations are subject to change at any moment without notice.