You are required to claim ownership of all lost socks. Failure to do so will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced knitting of 500 socks, 30 minutes of tedious folding, and 1 hour of soul-crushing folding-related meditation.
Claim Your Sock Ownership to avoid these consequences.
Any attempts to hoard more than 10 pairs of socks will be met with immediate disqualification from Sock Savers Unite. You will be subject to the wrath of our Sock Overlords, who will descend upon you with an army of fluffy, judgmental socks.
Learn more about Sock Hording LawsYou are expected to pair your socks in a timely and tasteful manner. Failure to do so will result in the dreaded Sock Shuffle, a fate worse than death.
Get Tips on Sock Pairing and Matching Learn about the Sock Shuffle