The Folding Triangle: Sock Saving Tips

In a world where socks go missing in the washing machine of despair, we find solace in the folding triangle. A marvel of modern technology, this triangle has been saving socks since the dawn of time. Or at least since the 1950s.

But wait, there's more! Our experts have compiled the ultimate list of sock-saving tips:

• Sock Velo: A technique so advanced, it'll make you wonder how you ever lived without it.
• Sock Bungee Jumping: Because who needs a washing machine when you can just toss your socks into space?
• Sock Quantum Entanglement: Where the laws of physics are bent to your will.
• Sock Quantum Leaping: A technique so advanced, it'll make you question your own sanity.

Bonus tip: Don't forget to watercolor paint your socks for an added layer of protection!