The Lost Art of Sock-Fu
SOCK-JITSU is not just a style, it's a way of life. A way of moving through the world with the fluidity of a cat in a bathtub, the stealth of a ninja in the shadows, and the precision of a... well, a very precise ninja.
Our ancient order has been lost to the sands of time, but our legacy lives on. The perfect blend of martial art, philosophy, and sock-based acrobatics.
Join us, and learn the ways of the Sock-Jitsu Master.