Sock Singularity

When the laws of physics and laundry science are defied, a Sock Singularity forms, creating a rift in the fabric of reality.

Avoid eye contact with the Singularity, as it may cause:

• Uncontrollable urge to match every pair of socks.
• Temporary paralysis of the laundry room.
• Existential dread of the missing sock drawer.