Welcome to the Sock Singularity, where the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of your favorite footwear. Here, the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the laws of fashion are absolute.
Currently, we're experiencing a minor anomaly in the sock continuum. Please wait while we reboot the Sock Singularity.
Quantum Sock Fluctuations, Sock Parallel Universes, or Sock Temporal Displacement for more information.
