ANKLE SOCKS
The most discerning sock connoisseur's choice!
Sort your anklets from the rest of the pack! Select from the following:
- Small Ankle Socks (1-2 sizes too big, just like your aunt)
- Medium Ankle Socks (just like your cousin, but not as annoying)
- Large Ankle Socks (just for those who like to live life on the edge)
Or, for the truly adventurous:
Remember: Sock size is subjective, like love. Or, you know, opinions.