Sock Sleuths Ethics Committee

Our Mission:

As the premier Sock Sleuths Ethics Committee, we take the most serious of matters: Sock Ownership. We sort the clean from the dirty, the matching from the mismatched, and the missing from the found.

Please note that we are a highly respected and utterly fictional organization.

Subcommittees:

• Sock Patrol: The Enforcers of Sock Order
  • Sock Sniffers: The Experts in Sock Identification
  • Sock Wranglers: The Masters of Sock Tangle
• Sock Sleuths: The Sleuths of the Socks
  • Sock Detectives: The Solvers of Sock Mysteries
  • Sock Sleuths Archivists: The Keepers of Sock History

Meet the Committee Chairs:

Brock "The Sock Sage" Slayton: The Chair of the Committee