As a Sock Sleuth, you are expected to uphold the highest standards of integrity, honesty, and toe-tally awesome behavior.
Section 1: Socks are not just a piece of cloth, but a representation of our collective psyche.
Section 2: Thou shalt not pilfer thy neighbor's socks, lest thou face the wrath of the Sock Overlord.
Learn about the Superior Superiority TheoremSection 1: Handle with care, lest thou damage the delicate ecosystem of the Sock Drawer.
Section 2: Thou shalt not leave thy dirty socks on the floor, for it is an affront to the Sock Gods.
Read the Sock Handling Best Practices