Sock Sleuths FAQ

Q: What is a Sock Sleuth?

A: A Sock Sleuth is a highly trained professional who specializes in tracking down and reuniting lost socks with their long-lost partners, the missing sock's sole-mate.

Q: How do I become a Sock Sleuth?

A: To become a Sock Sleuth, you must first complete our rigorous 500-hour Sock Sleuthing Certification Program, which includes courses in Advanced Sock Tracking, Sock Matching, and Sock Reunion Techniques.

Q: What kind of skills do I need to become a Sock Sleuth?

A: A Sock Sleuth must possess exceptional observational skills, be able to distinguish between identical-looking socks, and have an encyclopedic knowledge of sock fibers, textures, and colors.

Q: Can I become a Sock Sleuth with a background in, say, accounting or law?

A: While a background in accounting or law can be useful for Sock Sleuthing, it's not a requirement. In fact, our most successful Sock Sleuths have come from a variety of fields, including (but not limited to) professional wrestling, extreme ironing, and competitive eating.

Q: What are some of the most common sock-related problems I'll face as a Sock Sleuth?

A: Some of the most common sock-related problems include: Sock disappearance syndrome, where a sock vanishes in the wash; Sock mismatching, where two identical-looking socks are paired with the wrong sock; and Sock-napping, where a sock is kidnapped and hidden by a mischievous sock thief.

For more information on these and other sock-related topics, see Sock Disappearance Syndrome, Sock Mismatching, and Sock Napping.