Forensic Sleuths

The Sock Sleuths: A Division of Sock-Sleuths International

Welcome to_goals Forensic Sleuths, where the pursuit of missing socks is a noble pursuit.

Our team of highly trained, highly dedicated, highly eccentric sleuths have spent countless hours tracking down the most elusive of socks. From the missing ones that have vanished in the washing machine, to the ones that have been spirited away by mis_goals.

We use advanced forensic techniques, including but not limited to:

• Sock-ometry: The art of measuring the exact dimensions of a sock to determine its origin.
• Sock-raphy: The study of sock fibers to determine the type of fabric and its potential hiding spots.
• Sock-ology: The science of understanding the psychology of sock hoarders and their motivations for hiding their socks.
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Latest Case: The Great Sock Heist of 2020

A daring robbery that took place on January 1st, 2020. A single sock went missing, and the culprit was never found. The trail went cold, but our team of experts is still following every lead.