Services of the Inference-Meister

Uncovering the truth, one suspicious transaction at a time

Welcome, esteemed client. I, the Inference-Meister, have taken the liberty of providing you with our comprehensive suite of services.

Inference by Numbers: We will crunch through your financial records, identifying even the most esoteric patterns and inconsistencies.

Paranoid Patter Identification: Our team will analyze your every utterance, searching for the telltale signs of a nervous breakdown.

Sock Detection: We will leave no stone unturned in our quest to find the perfect matching sock.

Don't be a fool, hire us today and let the Inference-Meister's services unravel the mysteries of your world!