Alias: The Great Sock Escape Artist
Occupation: Interdimensional Sock Thief
Description: This suspect is wanted for stealing socks from laundry rooms across the galaxy. Their methods involve exploiting loopholes in the space-time continuum and a network of underground sock-smuggling tunnels.
This suspect is extremely cunning, always staying one step ahead of the law. But don't be afraid, Sock Sleuths are on the case!