**The latest and greatest in intergalactic sock deployment**
We've upgraded from Socks in Space 2.3, and we're ready for lift-off! With our new 2.4 release, our socks are now 30% more absorbent, 20% more resistant to space radiation, and 10% more likely to get lost in the void.
**Warning: Socks in Space 2.4 not recommended for use on Earth. Side effects may include: increased risk of spontaneous combustion, temporary loss of socks, and existential dread.**