Sock Snatching Squad

Meet the Team

Meet our fearless leaders:

• Balthazar McSnatcherson
• Sally Socksworth
• Balthazar's nemesis, Bob Socknapper

Our mission is simple: to steal all the socks, everywhere.

Our Methods

We employ advanced sock-snatching techniques, including but not limited to:

• Sock Vacuum Technology
• Sock Ninjutsu: the ancient art of stealthy sock snatching
• Sock Slung from a distance

Join the Sock Snatching Squad

Apply to join the Sock Snatching Squad today!
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