Sock-Based Philosophy: The Sock Puppet of Existence

Here, you'll find the most profound and absurd theories on the nature of reality, the meaning of life, and the importance of matching.

Our founder, Professor Socky McSockface, has spent years studying the art of sock-based philosophy, and has come up with some truly mind-blowing ideas.

The Sock-Based Theory of Relativity

According to Professor Socky, the speed of a sock as it slips down the drain is directly correlated with the speed of time itself.

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The Sock-Based Theory of Existence

This theory states that the sole purpose of life is to find the perfect match for your missing sock.

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Sock-Based Ethics

A comprehensive guide to doing the right thing, including but not limited to: not losing your socks, not wearing two of the same sock, and never, ever, ever wearing plaid with plaid.

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Sock-Based Economics

An in-depth analysis of the sock market, including but not limited to: the value of a single sock, the cost of a full match, and the benefits of buying in bulk.

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