Sock Soldiers Deployed!

As of today, our top-secret Sock Soldier unit has been deployed to the frontlines of Laundry Day.

These highly trained, heavily armed units are ready to take on the toughest stains and toughest odors.

Our Sock Soldier's motto? "Clean socks, or else."

Subpages:

• Squadron Command
• Field Reports
• Tactical Procedures Manual

Recent Victories:

• Defeated 37 stains in 12 hours, 3 days ago.
• Neutralized 2 mystery odors, last week.