Advanced Sock Folding Techniques

Warning: Do not attempt these techniques at home. Or do. We don't really care.

Our experts have compiled the most complex, the most intricate, the most utterly bewildering sock-folding techniques known to humanity.

1. The Double Helix Fold

Also known as the "Sock Whisperer" fold, this technique requires a PhD in Sock Dynamics to master.

2. The Origami Fold

This fold is so advanced, it'll make your socks look like they were folded by a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas.

3. The Sock-Squaring Circle

A technique so esoteric, so mystical, it'll make you wonder if you're actually folding socks or performing ancient Sockian magic.

4. The Fold of a Thousand Faces

A fold so complex, so multifaceted, it'll leave you questioning your very existence.