The Sock Puppetry of the Absurd

Welcome to Sock-metaphysics, where the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of your favorite socks!

Here, the laws of physics are defied by the sheer force of your footwear.

Learn more about Sock-Nihilism, the philosophy of embracing the meaninglessness of sock ownership.

Discover the Sock Nominalists, who believe that socks are merely a social construct and that all footwear is equal.

Explore the subfield of Sock-Skepticism, where the very existence of socks is called into question.

But be warned, the Sock-iverse is a slippery slope, and once you start questioning the fabric of reality, there's no turning back!