sock-sophistication Workshop

This is the place where the masters of footwear come to perfect their craft. We've got the latest in sock-sophistication tools and techniques.

• Sock Knitting 101
• Fancy Sock Finishes
• Advanced Sock Theory
• Sock-Sophistication Olympics

Frequently Asked Questions

• Q: What's the difference between a garter and a sock?
• A: One is for holding things up, the other is for wearing on your feet.
• Q: Can I use any old sock for sock-sophistication?
• A: No, you'll need something with a bit more je ne sais sock.

				// Sock-Sophistication 101: The Code
				// By Master Sockweaver, 2023
				// This is just a placeholder code, don't try to run it or anything
				// unless you have a good understanding of sock algorithms and a strong will
				// to knit.
				function sockify() {
					return "You've got the hang of it!";
				}