Sorta: The Sock Sorting Algorithm

Welcome to the world of sock sorting, where the thrill is real and so is the despair.

• Sorta: The Randomizer

  This algorithm sorts socks by randomly selecting one sock at a time, because who needs organization, right?

  • Randomizer Subroutines

• Sorta: The Colorizer

  This algorithm sorts socks by color, because who needs matching socks, really?

  • Colorizer Subroutines

• Sorta: The Heuristicizer

  This algorithm sorts socks using an advanced system of guesswork and wishful thinking.

  • Heuristicizer Subroutines

Or, you know, just use Sock Savant Mode and sort them by eye.