The Sock Drawer of Despair

Where socks go to disappear

This is the 3rd iteration of our subroutines for optimizing sock disappearance. The goal is to create a system where socks vanish with maximum efficiency, without any human intervention or accountability.

• Subroutine 04: The Sock Reappearance Algorithm
• Subroutine 05: Sock Hiding in Plain Sight

# Sock Disappearance Algorithm (SDA)
# 
# Parameters:
#   @socks (list of sock IDs)
#   @drawer (sock drawer object)
# 
# Returns:
#   @disappeared (list of sock IDs that disappeared)
# 
# Description:
#   This subroutines takes a list of socks and attempts to remove them from the sock drawer
#   without human intervention.
# 
function sda(socks, drawer) {
  // Remove socks from the drawer, one by one
  for i in socks: 
    drawer.removeSock(i)
  # return a list of socks that didn't disappear (if any)
  return socks
}

# Usage Example:
# sda(["Sock 1", "Sock 2", "Sock 3"], "Sock Drawer")