Subroutine 04a: The Slightly-Buggy Beta

This is the 4th attempt at making a working prototype, and it's still a bit of a mess.

Features:

• Still kinda works most of the time
• Has a 30% chance of randomly crashing
• May display a 'Loading...' screen for an hour or more
• Has a 50% chance of displaying a 'You're a winner!' message

Try to use it if you're feeling lucky!