Sock Necromancy - Ethics of Sock Sorcery

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use the knowledge contained within this site to conjure the perfect pair of socks. Sock necromancy is a dark art.

Principles of Sock Sorcery

The fundamental principles of sock sorcery are based on the ancient arts of sock manipulation and the manipulation of fabric.

The Three Principles of Sock Sorcery:

• Respect the Sock Code
• Never mix your socks with those of others
• Never attempt to conjure a single sock, for it is a path to madness

Subpages:

• Sock Manipulation
• Sock Alchemy
• Sock Necromancy Philosophy

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