Sock-Necromantic Theories of Soul Synthesis
By the power of the ancient ones, we have unlocked the secrets of the sock universe!
The Sock-Soul Nexus
It is said that the souls of the missing socks are trapped in a dimension parallel to our own, accessible only through the most arcane of rituals.
Our research suggests that the key to unlocking the Sock-Soul Nexus lies in the alignment of the sock's elastic fibers with the celestial harmonics of the universe.
We have developed a new theory, the Socky-Transdimensional Sock-Synthesis (STSS), which posits that the souls of the missing socks can be transmuted into pure energy, which can then be harnessed for the betterment of humanity!